I love my husband's way of thinking.......
Curtis comes walking into the room and says, "Dang it, my hem in coming undone!"
"Well, if you remind me when you get home from work I will fix it for you"
I can tell he was hoping for an immediate fix, "But if you have a safety pin you can at least fix it now"
"What?! I'm not a girl"
"I'm a man.....and men don't use safety pins.....we use danger pins!"