If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them
It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
The harder you try, the dumber you look.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet you are alone. So very alone.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.